Humor Files - newbreed

New Dog Breeds
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 Crossbred dogs:

Bull Terrier  x  Shitzu =  Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

Pointer X Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees X Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese X Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel X English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog
                                                 fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the
                                              choice of research scientists

Cocker Spaniel  x  Rottweiller =  Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that
                                  philandering ex-husband

Newfoundland X Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
                              advisors

Terrier X Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes