Humor Files - msrestaurants

If restaurants functioned like Microsoft:
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      Patron: Waiter!
 
      Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What
                  seems to be the problem?
 
      Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
 
      Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
 
      Patron: No, it's still there.
 
      Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it
                   with a fork instead.
 
      Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
 
      Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind
                    of bowl are you using?
 
      Patron: A SOUP bowl!
 
      Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration
                   problem;  how was the bowl set up?
 
      Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with
                    the fly in my soup?
 
      Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed
                    the fly in your soup?
 
      Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
 
      Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
 
      Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
 
      Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
 
      Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
 
      Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
 
      Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running
                late now.
 
      [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.]
 
      Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
 
      Patron: This is potato soup.
 
      Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
 
      Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
 
       [Waiter leaves.]
 
      Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
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            The check:
 
       Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00
 
       Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $ 2.50
 
       Access to support . . . . . . . . . . $10.00
 
  Editors Note:
        Bug in the soup... included at no extra charge