Humor Files - classes

		Proposed Classes for Bradley University, Fall Semester
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Self Help - ten ways to deal with a broken nail.
I am okay You are okay even on a bad hair day.
time management--how to schedule around soap operas
dvanced driving--applying make-up
lawn mowing
going on dates--paying can be fun
bowling--using the lane
trucks--why they're better than women
the Super Bowl--learning to cope
beer--how it improves your looks

Dishwashing, sweeping, and homemaking:  an IC problem solving course for girls. 
The female learns to apply  basic knowledge from all three disciplines to solve 
an array of home-making problems like:

	  Pleasing the man
	  Living with ESPN
	  Feeding your man
	  Lazy-boy repair
	  Laundry ( chemistry is a prerequisite )
	
history--the world before Luke Perry
shoes--why one pair is enough
gossip--how to resist the urge
hair--the myths of heighth
how to shop in under an hour
engines 101--opening the hood
engines 102--carbuerators are not sex toys 
fashion--who needs a bra?
putting gas in the car
putting up with gas in the car
shaving--stuble isn't sexy on women
economics--credit cards do have limits
MAN 201 Finance - the joint checking account, you can make deposits too
MAN 365 Hierarchy of the Man's Mind - why there's no memory space after sports for things like birthdays and anniverseries
MAN 411 Advanced Studies - giving head in the car
MAN 412 Advanced Studies - giving head in the car (while moving)
MAN 218 Speech - when and when not to talk
Driving related courses 

	Driver Awareness: not all mirrors are for putting on make up, espcially  
	the ones in and on your car.
	Street Signs: they're not there for decoration
	
Psychology

		Playing with the pain: Sex with a headache, you can do it 
		Broken nails are not crisis material
		Your not fat and you know it so stop asking " Do you think I am fat"