Humor Files - cindy

This guy was stranded on a desert island with Cindy Crawford.

He was cool, and he didn't make any moves towards her for
several weeks.

Finally one day he asked her if they could start up a physical
relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs.

Cindy said she was game, and a nice sexual relationship began.

Everything was great for about 4 months.

One day the guy turns to Cindy and says, "I'm having this problem.

It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor.

 "Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?"

Cindy looks at him a little funny, but answers, "Sure," and hands him her
eyebrow pencil.

The guy then says,

 "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a little
  mustache on you?"

Cindy is getting a little worried, but agrees anyway.

So the guy draws a mustache on her.

Then the guy says, "Can you wear some of my  clothing? I need you to look
more like a man."

Cindy is getting real  disappointed at this point, but says "I
guess so," and puts on some of his clothes.

Then the guy says to Cindy, "Do you mind if I call you Fred?"

Although Cindy is now feeling very dejected, she says "Yes, I
guess you can call me Fred."

So then the guy reaches out, grabs Cindy by the arms and
shouts -

 "Fred! You won't believe who I've been sleeping with for the
  past 4 months!"