Humor Files - badvirus

READ THIS!  (:

 If you receive an e-mail message with "End-All Virus" in the
 Subject line, don't open it.  If you do:  End-All will re-write your
 hard drive. Not only that, it will scramble any disks that are even
 close to your computer.  It will recalibrate your refrigerators
 coolness setting so all your ice cream will melt.  It will
 demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the
 tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any
 CDs you try to play.  If male it will give your ex-girlfriend your
 new phone number.  It will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will
 leave dirty socks on the coffee table when company comes over. End
 All will give you Dutch Elm disease.  Gals, it will leave the toilet
 seat up.  It will hide your car keys when you are late for work. It
 moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it.  It
 will kick your dog.  It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and
 terrifying to behold.  It is also a rather interesting shade of
 mauve.