Humor Files - ape

    It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the
zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless
w/straps.  As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a
very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars,
holding on w/one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest
w/the free hand.  He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the
wavy dress.

     The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease
the poor fellow.   The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her
bottom, and play along.  She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more
excited, making noises that would wake the dead.  Then the husband
suggests that she let one of her straps fall,  she does, and Mr.
Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down.  "Now try lifting your
dress up your thighs..." This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.
Then, quickly, the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the
door to the cage, slings her in w/the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM
you have a headache."