Humor Files - angrygod

There was this very affluent man who had a beautiful wife and two 
outstanding kids.  One day his son announces that he is gay and leaving
to live with his lover.  The man is unhappy, but gives his blessings.

He walks out onto his 1000 acre farm, looks up into the sky and says,
"Why me Lord, why me?"

The next day his daughter comes to him saying she is pregnant and leaving
with the father of her baby, which is a total bum on welfare.  But she
is in love and will support both him and the child.  The man shakes his
head, walks out into the field, looks up into the sky and says, "Why me
Lord, why me?"

A few days later, he comes home only to discover his wife has run off with
her hair dresser (a man he thought was gay).  Not only has she run off,
but she has totally gutted the house of all items and wiped out all his
savings, investments, safety deposit box, and checking account.  He is 
totally broke.

He walks out into the field, looks up into the sky and says, "Why me, Lord
why me?"

He is so melancholy he takes his tractor out and begins to plow his 1000
acres to take his mind off his troubles.  After about 4 hours he notices
a huge plume of smoke in the direction of his mansion.  He immediately 
head toward the smoke.  He arrives only to find his home burned to the 
ground.  He looks up into the sky and says, "Why me Lord, why me?"

He is totally numb as he just drives his tractor aimlessly around his
land.  The tractor goes into a gully and flips back upon itself, pinning
the man and crushing him slowyly to death.  He looks up into the sky and
says, "Why me Lord, why me?


The sky darkens, huge black thunderheads roll in.  Lighting crashes and 
a huge booming voice responds....


"I DON'T KNOW CLYDE, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT YOU THAT PISSES ME OFF!"