Humor Files - acronyms

     Useful Acronyms
     
     PCMCIA     People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
     ISDN       It Still Does Nothing
     APPLE      Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
     SCSI       System Can't See It
     DOS        Defunct Operating System
     BASIC      Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
     IBM        I Blame Microsoft
     DEC        Do Expect Cuts
     CD-ROM     Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
     OS/2       Obsolete Soon, Too.
     WWW        World Wide Wait
     MACINTOSH  Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs